Do you want to tell memorable, vivid, life-altering stories? With plots that embed real knowledge about the natures and ways of men? Do you want to create characters that will haunt your readers' dreams? Do you want to learn the discipline to unite all the above, without overdressing your plots or distoring your characters to make them serve a theme for which they're ill-equipped? Start here!
Francis W. Porretto was born in 1952. Things went steadily downhill from there.
Fran lives on the east end of Long Island, New York. He's short, bald, homely, has bad acne and crooked teeth. His neighbors hold him personally responsible for the decline in local property values. His life is graced by one wife, two stepdaughters, two dogs, four cats, too many power tools to list, and an old ranch house furnished in Early Mesozoic style. His 13,000 volume (and growing) personal library is considered a major threat to the stability of the North American tectonic plate.
Publishing industry professionals describe Fran's novels as "Unpublishable. Horrible, but unpublishable all the same." (They don't think much of his short stories, either.) He's thought of trying bribery, but isn't sure he can afford the $3.50.
Fran's novels Chosen One, On Broken Wings, Shadow Of A Sword, The Sledgehammer Concerto, Which Art In Hope, Freedom's Scion, Freedom's Fury, and Priestesses are also available as paperbacks, through Amazon. Check the specific pages for those books for details.
Fran's novels are available through Amazon or Barnes & Noble. Wallow in his insane ranting on politics, culture, and faith at Liberty's Torch: http://bastionofliberty.blogspot.com/
"Very well written and informative. Mr. Porretto has a wonderful, unique writing style and a great sense of humor!" -- Risa Attrell
"When you get used to the tone of this book it just happens to be the best book on writing fiction that I have read for a long time. And it's free - what more could any writer want?" -- Nick White
"This book is amazing, less like a text book and more like a recorded conversational and entertaining speech from a very humorous man. You enjoy learning things from this book. Really informative with great examples to back up the information. I would recommend to anyone trying to write non-fiction, newbie or not!" -- Jessica Cambrook