Bryan Allain : Actually, Clams Are Miserable

Actually, Clams Are Miserable

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125 pages




Killer Tribes

Publication Date

November 3, 2012



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WARNING FROM THE AUTHOR: This book will teach you absolutely nothing. I only say this because some of the early reviewers of this book were angry that I didn't teach them about the origin of these expressions. Who are these people? I have no idea. If you want to learn something, go watch a Kahn Academy video. If you want to laugh, or almost laugh, then give this book a shot.

Actually, Clams Are Miserable is a humorous exploration of the clichés and expressions Americans use every day without really thinking about what they're saying.

Some of the expressions poked fun of in this book include:

+ "It's raining cats and dogs out there."

+ "I'm all ears."

+ "That's like comparing apples and oranges."

+ "Let's bury the hatchet"

+ "When push comes to shove"

+ "Happy as a clam"

+ "Let's give 110%"

+ "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water"

...and many more.

If you've said or heard any of those expressions in the last month, you might get a kick out of this book. But remember, this isn't History 101, this is recess.

So kick off your shoes (not literally, that might hurt someone) and enjoy a fun, easy read that will forever change the way you look at these common expressions.


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Editorial Reviews

"A hilarious, easy read." - Annie Downs, author of Perfectly Unique

"Bryan Allain at his best." - Jeff Goins, author of Wrecked and The In-Between

"So good." - Tyler Stanton, half of the comedy duo Tripp & Tyler

"This book will be really funny at some point." - Nostradamus, in his later years

"The author of this book looks like Tom Brady." - Bryan Allain's Grandmother

"How 'bout them apples?" - Matt Damon, in Good Will Hunting

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